Best Bathroom Graffiti

Those bright green, cinderblock walls just cry out for adornment, and potty-goers have obliged. Everyone seems to want to make her mark in Loca Luna's bao, including that provocative poetess Blondie, who penned: "Blondie was here, So glad to be queer, Wants to bring you lots of cheer." Others offer feel-good wishes, such as this entry: "May the best of your past be the worst of your future." less...

The male sense of humor is indeed in the toilet, so, ladies, it's time to catch up to the men and show you're worth your salt in the lewd, insightful art of bathroom-wall philosophy. The men have clearly surpassed you in the caliber and consistency of lavatory quips in this 53-year-old Va-Hi eatery, where almost all original fixtures are in place including the cash register that only goes up to nine and doesn't add tax. Moes & Joes has also been a venerable "best-restroom-graffiti" favorite over the years, but this CL readers' choice is definitely a gendered favorite. less...