CIA to find out your Farmville score, level of chillaxation

The CIA purchases software to monitor social media chatter on YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, etc.

Ample-chested blonds across the country grabbed their sledgehammers this week when it was announced that the CIA has purchased software to monitor "blog posts, Twitter tweets and chatter across the Internet."

Visible Technologies' platform helps brands to monitor the millions of posts and conversations on blogs, forums, YouTube, Twitter and other online forums. "There is a world full of countries with people who are in online chat rooms," Tighe says. "They may talk about something important to national security issues, or maybe someone becomes concerned about what they hear in one of these rooms."

In celebration of this purchase I would like to say hello to the CIA: 9/11, RaHoWa, Building 7, JFK, Area 51.