The Blotter: Sweet lust bust

Outside an ice cream parlor at Peachtree Battle Shopping Center, a short woman started feeling frisky. She was siting on a parlor bench, as her randy urges got more intense. She rose from the bench, walked inside the ice cream parlor and "started asking people if they wanted to have sex with her," a security guard recalled. The short woman bought an ice cream cone and "began dancing and singing." The front-counter employee (a 24-year-old guy) said the woman walked up, asked him if he wanted to have sex, and followed by inquiring if he was a "lesbian." Employees asked the randy woman to leave, but she refused. So they called police.

A cop arrived and asked the randy woman why she was refusing to leave the ice cream parlor. The woman said she had lost her keys, and she wasn't going anywhere until something was done about that. The cop offered to help her search for her missing keys. No, no, the woman yelled, screaming at the cop and repeatedly walking away during her police interview. The cop offered her medical attention. No way, the woman said, adding that she's not on medication of any sort and certainly does not need medical attention. So the cop arrested her for disorderly conduct and called a paddy wagon to pick her up. While being loaded into the wagon, the woman kicked the driver's hand. The woman, age 63, hails from Lawrenceville, Georgia.

Hidden lust?

Three young roommates got into a bitter dispute while playing card games at home until the wee hours of the morning. (The roomies are two guys and a gal, ages 19, 20, and 21). The roomie wars quickly escalated until someone called police. "Upon my arrival, I noticed several personal effects — shoes, shirts, cellphone — laying at the entryway of the front door," the cop noted. Guy Roommate No. 1 said during a particularly intense card game, Guy Roommate No. 2 got mad and "threw several pieces of Now & Later candies" at him – and the candies struck him "in the groin." Guy Roommate No. 2 admitted that his candy-to-the-groin toss was true. Apparently, the candy slam triggered an all-out roommate battle, with yelling and items thrown. Gal Roommate grabbed a frying pan and threatened to whack the candy-flinging roommate with it, along with several other verbal threats. No one was hurt. The cop noted that the threesome lives together as "friends." The female roomie and the candy-flinging roomie went to jail, charged with disorderly conduct.

Pussy-whipped

Near downtown Atlanta, a desperate man ran outside and flagged down a cop, who happened to be passing by. The desperate man "informed me that a female was at his home and he wanted her to leave," the cop noted. His lady friend is a hotheaded 25-year-old woman. The cop asked: How long has she been in your home? The man "made me aware that she comes and goes whenever she pleases," the cop noted. "I then approached the female and asked her to leave." Right in front of the cop, the woman hollered at the man, threatening to come back tomorrow and fuck him up. "After hearing that" the cop decided to arrest the lady for disorderly conduct and take her to jail. Unluckily for the guy, the lady lives less than a mile from his home.

Lust for power

A school bus driver made her daily afternoon stop to deliver young children on Deering Road, near Atlantic Station. Two angry parents were lurking around the bus stop, waiting for her. Earlier, the outraged parents met with an Atlanta Public School transportation adviser, who gave them news they didn't want to hear: The elementary school's afternoon bus routes were changing, and their child would be dropped off at a later daily time. When the bus driver came to a stop, the father screamed, "That's too late!" The driver opened the bus doors — and the father forced his way onto the bus. The driver explained that the father is not allowed on the school bus — and she put her arm across a seat to try to block the father from getting any farther. The father reportedly shoved the driver, pushing her arm aside. Then the father grabbed his child and stormed off the bus. Next, the mother reportedly folded up several pieces of paper, and hurled the paper pieces toward the bus driver. "You've been served," the mother said. The father apparently threatened to sue APS in reference to the school bus arriving later at his child's stop. Days later, a cop called the father about the incident, and the father refused to speak without his attorney present.

Items in the Blotter are taken from actual Atlanta police reports. The Blotter Diva compiles them and puts them into her own words.