Fryinstein corndog at Pallookaville Fine Foods

Available at Pallookaville Fine Foods !
Health nuts and vegetarians, avert your eyes. Pallookaville’s Fryinstein Monster, a hulking corndog thicker than a Wiffle Ball bat, is not for the faint of heart. Whether you attack it with a fork and knife or give it the Renaissance-Fair-turkey-leg treatment, cracking the corny, caramel-colored coating takes a little muscle. The foot-long sausage encased within is a mash-up of Pallookaville’s beef frank, polish kielbasa, and Italian sausage all skewered on one, heavy-duty stick. The Fryinstein may be the natural enemy of beach bods and cardiologists everywhere, but if indulging in this masterpiece every now and then is wrong, we don’t want to be right. $6.75.